Five Things

The “five things” meme is still doing the rounds and it turns out I’ve been tagged by Phil Wilson. So here’s five things that you almost certainly don’t know about me:

  • My wife and I got together at University after a Rag 3-legged pub crawl. Yes, my charm is so bad that tieing myself to a lady with a skipping rope and plying her with beer for an evening is the best I can do. We’re still together 14 years though. Yes, I’ve untied her since
  • I once went to a hen night in Valverde del Camino in Huelva.
  • I have a degree in Biology and for my final year project I somehow ended up studying the egg laying behaviour of Callosobruchus maculatus. This involved sitting in a small, dark, hot room (35 degrees centigrade) which had no windows, watching six female beetles recording what they were doing every thirty seconds over a period of two hours. This was repeated 30 times. What I’d wanted to do was study gorilla behaviour.
  • I suffer from vertigo and am mildly claustrophobic (the latter not connected with the former, but it didn’t help much either)
  • The first ever database schema (OK, record format) I designed was on my first computer. It was an inventory system for my dad’s pigeon lofts

I’ll try tagging Geoff, Pete, Kirsty, Dorothea, and iand to spread things around a little further (and in some different directions!).

Speaking Gigs

I’ve got several speaking gigs lined up over the next few months which I thought I’d jot down here.
The one that’s probably of most general interest to readers of this blog, and the one I’m currently most excited about, is a talk I’m giving at XTech WebDev. Titled “REST for the Wicked” I’m going to be preaching the REST religion straight from scripture and the bible of HTTP and hope to lead a mass repentance for sins against web architecture.
Well, actually it’ll be nothing of the sort, what I’m aiming for is a straight-forward pragmatic overview of REST, reviewing what it is (and isn’t), how one designs RESTful applications and the benefits of that acrue as a result. I also want to generally spread the love for HTTP. Registration is open now, so get your name down. I’m privileged to be talking alongside some great speakers, so its going to be a great day.
In November along with my co-speakers I’ll be involved in a reprise of a recent event I took part in for ALPSP. The original event was extremely well received, so we were invited to give the talks again for those who couldn’t make it the first time around.
And then in December I’ve agreed to speak at an STM Innovations seminar (information, Word document). The line-up isn’t completely official yet, but I’m giving a talk under the draft title “The Connection Machine” where I’ll be looking at how the open data web — Web 2.0, Semantic Web, call it what you will — is evolving the web as a hypertext system, and how that is relevant to scientific, technical and medical publishers. Hopefully this isn’t complete hubris considering the identity of the key note speaker.
Beyond that I don’t currently have other speaking gigs planned until next year., although there’s plenty of writing to be done. In April I’ll have the honour of chairing the International Scholarly Communications conference. More on that closer to the time.

Starting School

It’s been quiet here for a while now. I’ve always found it hard to get enthused about hacking over the summer months, but as autumn returns once again I find my interest returning to geekly matters once again.
However the last few weeks have been particularly precious because, as of this week, my son has started school. I can’t quite believe that five years have flown past so fast and we’ve got to this point already. Truth be told he seems to be taking it all in his stride so far, just as he did with nursery. I think its Debs and I that have been the most nervous. New faces, new routines. And all away from home. I’m not ashamed to admit that it’s enough to bring a tear to the eye. It’s also put me in something of a reflective mood, as you can probably tell. To cap it all off Martha starts nursery at the beginning of October.
Parenting is an odd business. It’s a cliche, but it really is a roller-coaster ride. Everyone expects that initial free-fall; you have 9 months of pure anticipation. And free-fall it is: you have to learn approximately 57 different new skills overnight. My advice for any prospect father is to roll up you sleeves (literally!) and get stuck in straight away.
Every parent has entries that they’d like to make in the mythical Baby Instruction Manual. I think I’d add something frivolous somewhere in an Appendix entitled “Weird Shit They Don’t Tell You”. And that is your partner’s head will, at times, swell to several times it’s normal size. Big Head Mode really exists.
What happens is that you spend long periods looking at the baby, fretting, fussing, cuddling, or just plain gazing into their face. Somewhere in your brain a switch flip so that you’re now used to seeing only tiny baby features. And then when you do actually look at your partner they seem to have an abnormal, freakishly large head. I’ve had independent confirmation that its not just us that have encountered this!
Anyway, just like a rollercoaster parenting has its ups and downs; lulls and sudden frenetic rushes of activity and changes in direction. A few months in, and things just click. Suddenly you’re not in free-fall any more. The baby is sleeping. You’re sleeping, and the routines are all in place. A sense of normality returns.
Then there’s the sudden lurch when the baby starts crawling and walking, and all of a sudden they’re everywhere. Everything moves up a shelf. Furniture gets re-arranged, and, turn your back, even for an instant and they’re off like a shot.
More surprises lurk further down the line. Talking; be ready to explain the why’s an wherefores of literally everything. Potty training; you will learn the location of every toilet within 10 miles of your house. And then…well then, they’re going to school and you’re wondering where the hell the time went.
I’m not sure what the next rush on the parenting roller-coaster will be. I’m very sure it’ll be as enjoyable as all the others.

Blackberries from the Garden

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Blackberries from the Garden

Blackberries from the Garden,
originally uploaded by ldodds.

Last year it was a bumper crop of raspberries. We had some, but not many blackberries. This year the raspberries didn’t do as well (although we still had heaps), but the blackberries have really done well. Over 2 kilos we’ve had out of the patch so far, and there are still more ripening. Must be all this sun.

Quite pleased. Although it doesn’t require much gardening skill!